Sunday 26 November 2017

D4NNY - Goodbye



Is this song some kind of suicide note?  If so, is it bad that by the end of the song I really wanted him to do it?  Goodbye, D4NNY.

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Sunday 19 November 2017

Corey Feldman >> Former Child Actor



Corey has released several horrific albums, but I picked this one for the blog because of the title.  He doesn't want you to forget he's a former child actor. Almost like he's defining his entire identity around that fact. Star of this album is a butchering of John Lennon's "Imagine".  Awful.

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Sunday 12 November 2017

Barbie Doll >> I'm A Doll




How many words can you think that rhyme with 'doll'?  Alison Richardson, stage name Barbie Doll, uses most of them in this song.  She was described as "the Rebecca Black of Oklahoma" by thelostogle.com, a fitting description I feel.

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Sunday 5 November 2017

David Moore >> Fireworks Display Music



This would be the most disappointing musical accompaniment to a fireworks display, ever.  Cheesy synth renditions of classical works such as "Ride of the Valkyries" and "Swan Lake".  Includes 10, 20 and 30 minute mixes!

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