Sunday, 22 April 2018
Greatness is living on the inside of you, claims DJ Matari. However, his actions don't mirror his words, as he was arrested earlier this month for stealing the Oscar trophy from American actress Frances McDormand. "Are sick beats supposed to make me feel physically sick like this?" writes AlbinoWino11.
Sunday, 15 April 2018
Sunday, 8 April 2018
I imagine the recording of this album went a little like this: "OK, we're recording? Yeah? Great. Can you turn it up? A bit more? A bit more? All the way up. Now boost it a little more. Yeah that's good. Perfect. Now, start the drum machine."
I love the fact that every album this artist has uses the same cover photo.
Sunday, 1 April 2018
Happy Easter! Here's a special album that celebrates everything that is sacred about this holiday. Some of the songs seem strangely familiar, such as "Twelve Days of Easter" and "Deck the Eggs". You like songs sung in high pitch, right? Of course you do.
Sunday, 25 March 2018
Hey, I know you! You're that guy from a few weeks ago, Papa Razzi and the Photogs! You can't fool me! Just how many names do you go by? How does this guy find enough time to record all these songs?
Turns out his name is Matt Farley, he goes by over 70 aliases, and has released more than 19,000 songs.
Sunday, 18 March 2018
A follow-up to last week's topic, the singer of this cringeworthy song is under the delusion that the vote to leave the EU will make the UK a better place. "We want our freedom back, with accountable leaders who know and care". Well, couldn't agree more with that one, but that's got nothing to do with the EU.
Sunday, 11 March 2018
This hard-hitting opinion piece on the separation of the United Kingdom from the European Union goes into great depth regarding the political and economic implications of such a huge decision. No, not really. Did you expect anything less from this blog?
Sunday, 4 March 2018
Papa Razzi and the Photogs >> Papa Razzi Gets Introspective, Shares His Worldview, and Offers Advice
Piano improv, it's a thing that people do, and this guy does it a lot. He records album after album of himself singing about random things such as celebrities, politicians, things that famous people say or do, authors, comedians, movie directors, fictional characters, and lots lots (lots) more. It was hard to choose just one, but I did.
Sunday, 25 February 2018
Dear readers. Today I bring you a special treat. An artist I have discovered that you are going to become very familiar with, because he's an absolute treasure-trove of trash. Enjoy.
Every single album this guy has released is amazing.
Posted by azc at 11:24
Sunday, 18 February 2018
Is it cheating to use albums that are intentionally bad? At least, I hope it's intentionally bad, because otherwise this guy would be seriously delusional. Bonus points for that photoshop work.
As I write, this artist has 11 albums on Spotify, all equally cringeworthy. Check them out.
Sunday, 11 February 2018
Sunday, 4 February 2018
Sometimes an album is bad not because the artist is a bad singer, or because the music is poorly produced, but simply because of the content of the songs. This guy obviously has talent, but who would actually listen to this album for pleasure?
Check out his other albums, including "TV", 101 tracks singing about different TV shows.
Sunday, 28 January 2018
Sunday, 21 January 2018
Sunday, 14 January 2018
Sunday, 7 January 2018
This album dates from 1968, and perhaps might be best experienced while under the influence of drugs. I suggest a strong anaesthetic. Wikipedia says these girls' father forced them into becoming a band, I can only hope he has been severely punished for this crime.
Sunday, 31 December 2017
Monday, 25 December 2017
A bonus song, aren't you lucky? Like an extra Christmas present from a relative you don't see very often and had given up hope of actually getting a gift from, but then they turn up unexpectedly, and you haven't got them anything but they got you something. Now you just feel awkward.
Sunday, 24 December 2017
Sunday, 17 December 2017
I'm not sure if this is rap or hip hop, but it doesn't really matter how you classify it because either way it's still awful. I assume the album art was created by taking a photo of the reaction by the first person who was forced to listen to this album.
Sunday, 10 December 2017
"Some say that that saxophone solo at 1:15 is the closest thing there is to hell for any living being." - Connaugh
"That's, wow, I mean, just, wow. I don't even know what to say." - netmier
Posted by azc at 20:25
Sunday, 3 December 2017
Sunday, 26 November 2017
Sunday, 19 November 2017
Corey has released several horrific albums, but I picked this one for the blog because of the title. He doesn't want you to forget he's a former child actor. Almost like he's defining his entire identity around that fact. Star of this album is a butchering of John Lennon's "Imagine". Awful.